Baker House Purity Test Rules: Answer each question. Score one point for each "no" answer. Score should be interpretated as percentage purity. Female Test: Have you: 1) Had a clitoral erection? 2) Kissed a man? 3) --In the last three months? 4) --On the first date? 5) --White you were both lying down? 6) Had a date past 4 A.M.? 7) Had a date Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same weekend? 8) French kissed a man? 9) Ear frenched a man or been ear frenched by a man? 10) Danced cheek to cheek? 11) Rubbed a man's crotch while dancing? 12) Necked continuously for more than one hour? 13) Lied to break a date? 14) Have you ever gone steady? 15) Petted below the shoulders? 16) Bathed or showered with a man? 17) Had a man fondle your bare breast? 19) Had a man remove your bra? 20) Worn falsies? 21) Had your nipple sucked by a man subsequent to his weaning? 22) --Within the last three months? 23) Had a man's hand under your skirt? 24) Had your vagina fondled by a man? 25) --On the first date? 26) --In the last three months? 27) Slept with a man since you were 13?(Just sleeping required for a "yes") 28) Dry-humped? 29) Senn a completely nude man in the flesh? 30) Been seen completely nude by a man? 31) Been completely undressed by a man? 32) Told a man that you loved him when you didn't? 33) Had multiple dates in one night with multiple men? 34) Gone steady with multiple man in on time? 35) Read porno literature? 36) Seen a porno movie? 37) Seen a burlesque show? 38) Masturbated? 39) --In the last three months? 40) --With foreign objects? 41) --White menstruating? 42) --With a man? 43) Discussed masturbation with a man? 44) Reached climax? 45) Barfed due to consumption of alcohol? 46) Passed out becuase of alcohol? 47) Been propositioned by, or propositioned, a woman? 48) Had a homosexual experience with a woman? 49) --With a relative? 50) Had your bare genitals fondled by a woman not your doctor? 51) Been the victim of rape or attempted rape? 52) Been engaged? 53) Commited zoocrastia? (sex with an animal) 54) Unbuckled a man's belt of unzipped his fly? 55) Undressed a man? 56) Fondled a man's bare genitals? 57) Sucked a penis? 58) Participated in cunnilingus with a man? 59) Had a venereal disease? 60) Sat on a man's face? 61) Have you ever tied up a man, or been tied up, prior to having sex? 62) Ever been handcuffed or chained for sexual purposes? 63) Ever been whipped by or used a whip on a man? 64) Exposed yourself to a stranger? 65) Masturbated a man? 66) Swallowed? 67) Ever seen a man's penis and laughed? 68) Ever bitten a man's penis in order to cause pain? 69) ? 70) Had sexual intercourse? 71) --In the last three months? 72) --With a virgin? 73) --During menstruation? 74) --Without birth control? 75) --In a car? 76) --In a moving car? 77) --In a bathroom stall? 78) --In a shower or bath? 79) --In an elevator? 80) --Doggie style? 81) --Greek Fashion? 82) --Sitting up? 83) --'Sit-and-spin?' 84) --On the first date? 85) --With a man of a different race? 86) --With more than one man? (Not at the same time) 87) --With more than one man in the same night? 88) --More than three times in the same night? 89) --More than ten times with one man? 90) Taken money for sexual intercourse? 91) Been watched during intercourse? 92) Become pregnant? 93) Had an abortion? 94) Participated ina gang-bang? 95) Given or recieved a hickey? 96) Committed adultry? 97) Commited incest? 98) Reached orgasm while riding something? 99) Used a vibrator? 100) Worn a chastity belt? -- Male Test: Have You: 1) Experienced an erection for more that one hour continuously? 2) Had a date past 4 A.M.? 3) Had a date on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same week? 4) Kissed a woman? 5) --In the last tree months? 6) --While prone? 7) --On the neck? 8) --On the first date? 9) French-kissed a woman? 10) Nibbled on a woman's ear? 11) Danced cheek-to-cheek with a woman? 12) Experienced an erection while dancing? 13) Ejaculated while dancing? 14) Necked continuously for an hour or more? 15) Pinched a woman's ass? 16) Have you ever fondled a woman's bare breast? 17) --Within the last three months? 18) --Wtih a woman you just picked up? 19) --With a woman who was unconscious or asleep? 20) --With a relative? 21) Removed a woman's bra? 22) Sucked a woman's nipple subsequent to your weaning? 23) --Within the last three months? 24) Have you ever put your hand under a woman's skirt? 25) Have you ever fondled a woman's vagina? 26) --Within the last three months? 27) --On a first date? 28) --With a relative? 29) Had your bare genitals fondled by a woman not your doctor? 30) Ejaculated while petting? 31) Seen a completely nude woman in the flesh? 32) Completely undressed a woman? 33) Had a woman completely undress you? 34) Gone swimming with a nude woman? 35) Dry-humped? 36) Told a woman you loved her when you did not? 37) Told meaningless promises of marriage to seduce a woman? 38) Attempted to seduce a woman? 39) Fondled a girl less that 15 years old since you were 15? 40) Intentionally jostled a woman you had never seen before? 41) Discussed masturbation with a woman? 42) Masturbated in the last 3 months? 43) --At least once a week for the last three months? 44) --At least once a day for the last three months? 45) --While a woman watched? 46) --In a movie theatre? 47) Read pornographic literature? 48) Seen a porno movie? 49) Seen a burlesque show? 50) Barfed due to alcohol? 51) Successfully used alcohol to lower a woman's resistance? 52) Passed out due to alcohol? 53) Been propositioned by or propositioned a man? 54) Had your bare genitals fondled by a man not your doctor? 55) Fondled the genitals of another man? 56) Attempted to rape a woman? 57) Successfully raped a woman? 58) Ejaculated into a woman's mouth? 59) --Into her face? 60) --Into her hand? 61) Given a woman a pearl necklace? (No, not jewelry, you idiot) 62) Ever tied up a woman prior to having sex with her? 63) Ever been tied up by a woman prior to sex? 64) Used other objects to restrain a woman? 65) Whipped a woman? 66) Role-played? (No, not D&D, you fool) 67) Worn woman's clothing? 68) Had a venereal disease? 69) ? 70) Had sexual intercourse? 71) --Before age 15? 72) --In the last three months? 73) --Without birth control? 74) --With a virgin? 75) --During her period? 76) --In a car? 77) --In a moving car? 78) --Outside on the ground? 79) --In a bathroom stall? 80) --In an elevator? 81) --Doggie style? 82) --Greek style? 83) --Sitting up? 84) --In your house while your parents were home? 85) --On the first date? 86) --With a woman who was unconscious or asleep? 87) --With a woman of a different race? 88) --With a prostitute? 89) --With more than one girl? 90) --More than three times in one night? 91) --More than ten times with one particular woman? 92) Been watched during intercourse? 93) Rented a hotel room during intercourse? 94) Ejaculated before entry? 95) Been in an orgy? 96) Got a woman pregnant? 97) Committed zoocrastia? (Sex with an animal) 98) Committed adultry? 99) Committed incest? 100) Committed statutory rape?