OFFICIAL LLOYD HOUSE WOMEN'S PURITY TEST 22 August 1978 Score one (1) point for each "No" answer. Have you ever: 1. Had a lewd thought? 2. Taken a purity test (before now)? 3. Been horny? 4. Been so horny you went out to look for it? 5. Gotten it? 6. Had a dream in which you had sexual intercourse? 7. Masturbated? 8. Simulated intercourse with a dildo, banana, or cucumber? 9. Read pornographic literature? 10. Seen a pornographic movie? 11. Participated in a disgusto grab? 12. Seen a completely nude man in the flesh? 13. Been seen completely nude? 14. Posed for pornographic pictures? 15. Told a guy a dirty joke? 16. Shown a guy a purity test? 17. Goosed a guy? 18. Danced with a guy? 19. Danced cheek to cheek? 20. Experienced orgasms while dancing? 21. Experienced orgasms while dancing with a guy? 22. Been on a dat? 23. Been on a dat past 4 A.M.? 24. Had three or more dates in one weekend with three or more men? 25. Told a guy you loved him when you really didn't? 26. Been kissed by a guy? 27. Kissed a guy? 28. Held hands with a guy? 29. Been kissed on the neck? 30. Kissed in a horizontal position? 31. Been kissed on the navel? 32. Been kissed on the leg? 33. Kissed on the first date? 34. Kissed for more than five minutes continuously (one kiss)? 35. French Kissed? 36. Necked? 37. Necked continuously for more than three hours? 38. Experienced multiple orgasms? 39. Had an orgasm while necking? 40. Necked with a guy when he ejaculated? 41. Played footsie? 42. Been sexually caressed byaa man? 43. Discussed masturbation with a man? 44. Given a guy a rubber as a present? 45. Gone through the motions of intercourse while fully dressed? 46. Been petted below the shoulders? 47. Been petted below the waist? 48. Had your bra unfastened? 49. Worn a topless bathing suit? 50. Had a sanitary napkin unfastened? 51. Been undressed completely by a guy? 52. Undressed a guy completely. 53. Fondled a covered penis? 54. Fondled a bare penis? 55. Had a covered breast fondled? 56. Had a bare breast fondled? 57. Had your vagina fingered? 58. Swam in the nude with a guy? 59. Had a nipple sucked by a guy over 5 years old? 60. Watched (or heard) someone having intercoursr? 61. Slept with a guy (same bed, intercourse not necessarily implied)? 62. Had intercourse? 63. Had intercourse in the past month? 64. Had intercourse in the past week? 65. Been a prostitute? 66. Had intercourse while menstruating? 67. Participated in a gang bang? 68. Seduced a guy? 69. Satisfied more than one man (at the same time)? 70. Had intercourse with a virgin? 71. Had intercourse with a married man? 72. Been pregnant? 73. Had intercourse while pregnant? 74. Had intercourse twice or more in one night? 75. Had intercourse in a sports car? 76. Had intercourse without contraceptives? 77. Taken the pill regularly? 78. Taken the pill regularly for more than one month? 79. Had venereal desease? 80. Had intercourse while being watched? 81. Had intercourse with someone else's date for the evening? 82 Had intercourse with a guy five years your junior? 83. Had intercourse with a tree branch? 84. Broken the branch? 85. Given oral stimulation to the genitals of a man? 86. Had your genitals orally stimulated by a man? 87. Done 85 and 86 simultaneously? 89. Had intercourse in Lloyd House? 90. Had intercourse in Lloyd House after 12:30 A.M.? 91. Had intercourse sitting up? 92. Had intercourse doggie style? 93. Used a ben hoa? 94. Committed incest? 95. Had intercourse with an animal other than human? 96. Been to tense to allow penetration? 97. Been raped? 98. Had homosexual relations? 99. Faked an orgasm? 100. Missed a period? OFFICIAL LLOYD HOUSE MEN'S PURITY TEST 22 August 1978 PART A Score one (1) point for each "No" answer. Have you ever: 1. Had a lewd thought? 2. Taken a purity test (before now)? 3. Experienced an erection? 4. Experienced an erection for more than three hours continuously? 5. Had a wet dream? 6. Masturbated? 7. Simulated intercourse with a pillow? 8. Read pornographic literature? 9. Seen a pornographic movie? 10. Been to a burlesque show (the erection rally counts)? 11. Seen a completely nude woman in the flesh? 12. Posed for pornographic pictures? 13. Told a girl a dirty joke? 14. Shown a girl a purity test? 15. Goosed a girl? 16. Danced with a girl? 17. Danced cheek to cheek? 18. Experienced an erection while dancing? 19. Experienced an erection while dancing with a girl? 20. Been on a date? 21. Been on a date past 4 A.M.? 22. Had three or more dates in one weekend with three or more different women? 23. Told a girl you loved her when you really didn't? 24. Had passion cramps? 25. Kissed a girl? 26. Kissed a girl over 17 who had never kissed before? 27. Kissed a girl on the neck? 28. Kissed a girl in a horizontal position? 29. Kissed a girl on the first date? 30. Kissed a girl for more than five minutes continuously (one kiss)? 31. Kissed a girl on the navel? 32. Picked up a girl (in the colloquial, not the literal sense of the phrase)? 33. Farted audibly while making out? 34. Been engaged to two or more girls at once (they thought it was serious)? 35. French Kissed? 36. Necked? 37. Necked continuously for more than three hours? 38. Ejaculated while necking? 39. Played footsie? 40. Been sexually caressed by a woman? 41. Discussed masturbation with a girl? 42. Given a girl falsies as a present? 43. Used alcohol to successfully lower a girl's resistance? 44. Used Spanish Fly on a girl? 45. Made physical love to a woman more then 10 years your senior? 46. Gone through the motions of intercourse with a girl while fully dressed? 47. Petted below the shoulders (not your own)? 48. Petted below the waist? 49. Unfastened a girl's bra? 50. Undressed a girl completely. 51. Been undressed by a girl? 52. Fondled a covered breast? 53. Fondled a bare breast? 54. Fingered a vagina? 55. Played co-ed strip poker and won (or lost)? 56. Swam in the nude with a girl? 57. Said to a girl who you have never seen before "Let's fuck!"? 58. Sucked a nipple in the past 5 years? 59. Watched someone else having intercoursr? 60. Slept with a woman (same bed, intercourse not necessarily implied)? 61. Had intercourse? 62. Had intercourse in the past month? 63. Had intercourse in the past week? 64. Had intercourse with a prostitute? 65. Made a pickup? 66. Participated in a gangbang? 67. Seduced a woman? 68. Had intercourse with a virgin? 69. Had intercourse with a married woman? 70. Had intercourse with a pregnant woman? 71. Had intercourse with more than one woman? 72. Had intercourse with more than twelve women? 73. Had intercourse twice or more in one night? 74. Had intercourse without a prophylactic? 75. Had intercourse while being watched? 76. Had intercourse on a first date (a pickup is not a date)? 77. Had intercourse with someone else's date for the evening? 78. Had intercourse with a gopher hole? 79. Been castrated by a rodent? 80. Given oral stimulation to the genitals of a woman? 81. Had your genitals given oral stimulation by a woman? 82. Done 80 and 81 simultaneously? 83. Had intercourse in a sports car? 84. Had intercourse in Lloyd House? 85. Had intercourse in Lloyd House after 12:30 A.M.? 86. Had intercourse sitting up? 87. Had intercourse dog style? 88. Had intercourse Japanese Basket style? 89. Had intercourse using a French tickler? 90. Had a mistress (implies financial support, etc.)? 91. Made a woman pregnant? 92. Worn through a fresh rubber? 93. Committed incest? 94. Had intercourse with an animal other than human? 95. Had venereal desease? 96. Ejaculated impending entry? 97. Been goosed during intercourse? 98. Committed statuatory rape? 99. Committed physical, forceful rape? 100. Had homosexual relations? PART B For those of you who breezed through Part A, we present a test that is a bit harder. Score one (1) point for each "No" answer. Have you ever: 1. Faked an erection? 2. Had an erection for more than three days continuously? 3. Seen a completely nude woman in the flesh who was 65 years old or older? 4. Made a rubber out of Saran Wrap and a rubber band? 5. Played nipple ping-pong? 6. Simulated intercourse with a sink drain? 7. Called a plumber? 8. Simulated intercourse with a Cheerio? 9. Had intercourse with a leper? 10. Had intercourse under a desk? 11. Taped a ribbon to a naked woman's thigh? 12. Painted a nipple blue? 13. Stroked Fingal? 14. Stroked Fingal while wearing a rubber? 15. Had intercourse with the made on other than her regular cleaning day? TOTAL SCORE: Part A __________ Part B __________ Your Class __________ Your GPA __________ Your option __________ Color of Eyes __________ Do you smoke? __________ Do you drink? __________ GRAND TOTAL __________